I'm popular, I'm cool, I'm icy cold!

Hey, kid, we need to head out to another place. You ever been to the leaning tower?

Mireille, if you want the tape on Flora, it's yours. Either that or I'll give it to the little crybaby.

I've got my eyes on Tifa now. She thinks she can just march right on in and tell me what to do? Ha! Seeing her look embarrassed would be much, much sweeter.

I can't believe people are worried or surprised we won. Fuck yeah. We kick fucking ass. If people are that worried, then they don't know what the hell they're doing.

Isn't the Japanese team fighting now? See, they should know what to do. If they don't, then they have have fun getting down on their knees and begging for mercy.

Speaking of getting down on one's knees - Flora, I think that's the perfect position for you. Want to give me a pedicure? Magenta with white lightning bolts on the big toe. It's a good way to practice before giving me a manicure.

When are we going to get news on who the bad guy is? Who are we fighting again?

And when can I join them? I'm not sure if I'd bomb Germany, New York, or Japan first.

God, I didn't think I'd be stuck with a bunch of goody-two-shoes when I signed up for this. I don't know who's sweeter, but it's sickening.

I like this acting thing though. A vampire play, and nothing about sparkley vampires in sight? Actual, blood-sucking vampires? FINAL-FUCKING-LY! Carmilla, here I come!

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